welcome to we blog your mom… she’s really good in bed.
my name is kate. i’m well educated but spend most of my time hung over trying to piece the evening’s previous activities together. i spend way too much time on mySpace thinking of ways to entertain myself (and hopefully others) with the ironies that are my life. i write blogs because i am smarter than most people and it’s far more legal than punching them in the face. did i mention that i think i’m really smart?
my name is cannon. i’ve had a lot of formal education but i’m far less intelligent than kate. while kate writes blogs, i accumulate felony and misdemeanor charges throughout the world, as it is far easier for me to punch a fool than to try and outwit them on the internet. while my world travels might make me appear to have class, inside i am actually only constantly trying to augment my self confidence by having sex with as many people as possible.
this is our blog. and your moms.
we are friends. repeat. we are friends. but this wasn’t always the case.
kate hated cannon when she first met him because she couldn’t stand having a mirror image of herself around all the time when he started working in the same restaurant as she. that and seeing him in his tight jeans made her get an UTI infection so fierce that it felt like she was pissing broken glass when they had shifts together. but one day kate decided to stop being a bitch and accept her alter-ego as an integral part of her social life. but mostly just to fuck his friends.
flash forward: kate rules the nashville social circuit while cannon lives in the most ghetto street of paris chilling out in north african afro weave shops that occupy every corner. kate now has corn rows.
we decided that our lives were too (boring) funny not to occupy at least 5 minutes of your day. here’s what we are going to bring you:
- quasi -anonymous tales of drunken exploits and sexual romps
- gratuitous social commentary, copious diction and uncorrectly used elaborate vocabulary words
- photos of our (former) friends partaking in activities that would preclude their corporate job candidacy
- and very simply… cheap shots at people we just don’t like (we excuse ourselves because of our own inherent self-loathing)
so come along with us! and see which one of us commits suicide first :)
welcome to we blog your mom.
love,
kate and cannon
